wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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