We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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