Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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