i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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