Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The adults are the big ones right?
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