Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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