What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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