I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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