ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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