Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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