How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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