just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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