You work out of a Hotel?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
