Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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