if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
All the doctor said was why
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