You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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