If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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