So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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