My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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