She's JV to your varsity
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
