How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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