I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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