Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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