Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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