So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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