Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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