This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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