So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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