Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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