You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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