He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
