my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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