I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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