But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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