how can u be prego again
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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