her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
