hotel room ftw
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think my moral compass just broke
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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