At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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