i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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