sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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