I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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