Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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