new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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