I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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