Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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