He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I will die if light touches me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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