Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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