you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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