All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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