Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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